Tag Archives: Quilter

THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE IS 35 YARDS OUT

So there you are, not much to do really, edging forward towards the centre circle to see if you can get in shot and improve the value of your image rights, when all of a sudden bad things happen, you’re […]

THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE DOESN’T KNOW WHERE TO START

I don’t mind telling you, siblings, that keeping a topical, weekly, newsy Update going through a pandemic where there is next to nothing exciting to write about can be a schlep at times. With what tattered shreds of self-respect I […]

THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE SAYS BOO TO TABOOS

Well hello again, and I hope you are finding the bright side in a week where everything moved at warp speed from decidedly suboptimal to post-apocalyptic. If you’re finding that hard to do then you’re not alone, and we have […]

THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE JUST WANTS ITS MONEY BACK

Over the last year, the TCWU has become as much a public service as a fascinating, erudite, entertaining and above all indispensable companion to your hoisin duck wrap or whatever on a Wednesday lunchtime. This is objectively true; inasmuch as […]

THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE HAS GOT ALL THE NUMBERS WITH IT

Ah, Edinburgh in August. A heady mix of rain, street theatre artists, rain, a million tourists wandering aimlessly ON THE ROAD WHERE I AM GOING, rain, fifty thousand Tristrams and Jacintas proving how alternative they are by dying their hair […]

LOSE AN HOUR’S SLEEP WITH THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE

It’s that time of the week again, siblings, and that cruellest time of the year when otherwise intelligent people struggle and fail to adjust the time on basic household devices. (The way to deal with it is to move house, […]

DON’T LOOK BACK IN ANGER WITH THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE

Nostalgia, siblings, ain’t what it used to be. Nor are many other things, including (in no particular order): my eyesight, the size of playground slides, the age of policemen, the state of our democracy, and assets under administration in the […]