Tag Archives: Nucleus

THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE IS NOTHING IF NOT PREDICTABLE

Some people just don’t want to go messing about with irony. After the excitement of James Hay’s announcement that it plans to assimilate Nucleus, I popped onto the Twitter and hilariously asked if anyone had any thoughts on what I […]

THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE IS HERE FOR YOUR STONKS

Were you in? On #GME? And Dogcoin? Were ya? I’m proud to say that I took all the cash we’ve built up in the lang cat over the last 10 years, and SPANKED it straight on these STONKS because that’s […]

THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE TAKES THE LONG VIEW

Nearly done with January. And breathe. They – whoever ‘they’ are – say it’s darkest just before the dawn. This isn’t true – it’s coldest just before dawn; the lighting state is influenced primarily by lunar phase and urban light […]

THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE IS DIVING BACK UNDER THE DUVET

And so it came to pass that the old year ended, and the people did cautiously open their eyes on the new year’s morn, and lo they found that everything was much the same except slightly worse because of the […]

THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE WINS EVERYTHING BY A LOT

After a monumentally rubbish eight months, the occasional shaft of sunlight pierces the clouds – a U-turn on whether it’s OK to let kids go hungry, the potential for a vaccine that works, and the really big one…genuine, laugh-out-loud comedy […]

THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE IS GETTING NERVOUS ABOUT DEADx

Hello everyone. Well, the week is finally here when I stop punting our annual DeadX conference, because this is the week when we do the conference and then go for a lie down. In fact it’s tomorrow. So my mind […]

THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE – NOW WITH 34% LESS GLUTEN!

In a world where Greggs The Bakers sees its profits rise 9% because of vegan sausage rolls, where the people that regulate advisers can’t work out when the bad advisers they’ve regulated have gone to be regulated advisers somewhere else […]

KILL YOUR DARLINGS WITH THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE

Can it really be Wednesday again? Yes, it can. I’m glad we’ve sorted that out. Anyway, the title of this week’s Update is a quote which has appeared in many places over the years, but most recently from Stephen King’s […]

WELCOME TO THE INAUGURAL TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE

HELLO, YOU So here’s the thing. You were all nice enough to sign up to hear from the lang cat at some point over the last few years, and when we offered you the chance to stop you chose not […]