Author Archives: Mark Polson

THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE ISN’T EVEN REMOTELY SURPRISED

They say it’s the hope that kills you, but if you started out without any in the first place then you can just raise a weary eyebrow and carry on. It’s a bit like when Calvin is happier that he […]

THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE IS 35 YARDS OUT

So there you are, not much to do really, edging forward towards the centre circle to see if you can get in shot and improve the value of your image rights, when all of a sudden bad things happen, you’re […]

THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE CAN BOOGIE

It is a truth universally acknowledged that I know exactly nothing about foopball; it’s the wrong shaped ball for this particular egg-chaser. Being Scottish, this is normally not an issue when major tournaments roll around, but this year is different. […]

THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE IS RIGHT-SIZED

Right, now pay attention. We’ll get to the usual Update in a moment, but instead of the usual whimsy to ease you into your lunchtime, I’ve got an important announcement. Ready? WE’RE HIRING! Inexplicably, more and more clients seem to […]

THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE STILL LOVES ROUND NUMBERS

And so as we embark upon our government-sanctioned cautious hug spree (all except in Scotland where we shun such fripperies), we can start thinking properly about what we want to keep and what we want to leave behind from the […]